making your friend watch a horrible movie that you have already seen
No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.
ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!
My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?
"Just because you’re big doesn’t mean you’re not my baby!"
ima cry lmao
Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful
Please tell me that was an intentional pun
those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent
it’s an ace case
pan with a plan